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Saturday, May 14, 2011

No need to pay your bills this month

Update: Well, there's a surprise. The rapture did not happen. No doubt the rapture believers will now reprogram their computers to arrive at another date. We'll have to pay our bills, after all. This all raises an interesting question: did the folk who took out billboards on the highways advertising the rapture pay cash or with post-dated cheques?

Update: Just to hedge bets, some folk are advising we should issue post-dated cheques.

A lot of folk are sure we won't be here after next Saturday.





http://www.ajc.com/lifestyle/will-christ-return-may-945589.html

Tom Evans, media representative for Family Stations Inc., of which Camping is president and general manager, said, “All the signs that Jesus warned of in the Bible that would precede his return have taken place, and are evident in our world. For example, the re-establishment of the nation of Israel; the complete decay of the church; the dismal state of our world; and the moral breakdown of all of society.”

The belief holds that not only will the Rapture occur next Saturday, but the end of the world will occur on 
Oct. 21.

2 comments:

Steff and Sons said...

Well... who knows??
Doubt it though, cause it is written that no man knows the date/day/time...
I wouldnt pay the bills because of the useless servicing!!!
Thats all...
lol.

Danielle van Eck said...

I am in serious trouble now, went and bought all those goodies I always wanted on credit, now going to have to pay for it!