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Monday, March 28, 2011

Shahid Afridi gets the wrong reply from God


Shahid Afridi prays: “Dear God, help me get back my form and help Pakistan overcome India in the semifinal.” Suddenly a voice from above booms: “ My son, I do not think I can help Pakistan beat India, as I have a conflict of interest.”


Afridi replies: “Is that because we are all God’s children whether we are born in India or Pakistan?”

And God replies: “No, it’s because I open the batting with Sehwag!”

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